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Drag
racing had its own wild and wooly characters. Mike "The
Hippie" Mitchell was one of them. Mitchell used to sport a
flattop before becoming "enlightened." Mike used to
threaten drag racing journalists that brought up his past. He even
painted "Impeach Nixon" on the back of his car, complete
with a swastika replacing the x in Nixon’s last name. That did
not sit too well with some drag racing conservatives. Mike
Mitchell was a serious racer nonetheless. The wildly painted
M&S Motors Corvette was his final race car. It was an average
runner with best of 6.21 at 228.42. Mitchell and Lorry Azevedo
both drove the beautiful machine in 1980 until Mitchell retired.
(Photographer unknown; photo courtesy of www.nitrogeezers.com;
info from Draglist.com files)
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Ron
Colson was one of the best funny car racers of the 1970s, driving
the "Chi-Town Hustler" and "Hawaiian" funny
cars to fame. In 1980, Colson raced the Jamie Sarte built
"King’s Hawaiian Bread" Omni for Roland Leong. Leong
had one of the first Omnis, but Colson crashed it in the middle of
the year. Ron ran 6.00 at 240.64 before the accident. He finished
out the year in the team’s old Corvette. Colson got the win at
the last World Finals held at Ontario, after which he retired from
full-time driving. Colson returned to race in match races every
now and then. Ron now runs a consulting business that helps to
build drag strips. (Photo by Norm Newgord, courtesy of Gary
Newgord; info from Draglist.com files)
The
"Super Star" team came from out of nowhere to win the
1981 Springnationals and finished in the top ten that year. Owner
Don Tate had been in racing for a few years, first teaming with
the Trillo Bros to run an AA/Funny Car and AA/Fuel Altered. The
team achieved mediocre results, and in 1981, Don Tate got serious.
He built a new Plymouth Horizon and hired Amos Saterlee to tune
the car. Tate got unknown Craig Epperly to drive. He also raced a
blown alcohol Monza with Donnie Holm at the wheel, as well as a
BB/Altered Camaro that he shoed himself. The nitro "Super
Star" ran a best of 5.92 at 242.58. After the World Finals in
1981, the team broke up and all went their separate ways. Don Tate
retired from drag racing. (Photo courtesy of Walter Huff; info
from Draglist.com files)
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The
Johnny Loper owned "Lil’ Hoss" series of funny cars
was one the nation’s best from the late seventies to the early
eighties. The Arizona-based car was one the first into the fives
with Eddie Pauling driving. This success continued then Tripp
Shumake took over the wheel of the Plymouth Arrow. Loper’s team
found the five second zone with Shumake at the wheel, too, as
Tripp ran a solid 5.99 at 243.90. An ill-handling Mustang replaced
the killer Plymouth, and soon the Arrow was brought back to
complete the 80-81 seasons. Loper and Shumake raced together into
the 1982 season until Johnny ran short of cash after adding a Top
Fueler to the team. Loper retired from racing while Shumake went
on to a few more rides. (Photo courtesy of Mike Ditty; info from
Draglist.com files)
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Before
John Force became the funny car king and NHRA’s media darling,
he was just another struggling funny car racer trying to make ends
meet. It is hard to image he had only been in one NHRA final at
this time, the 1979 Cajun Nationals. It would be years before his
first national event win. In 1981, John raced under the Mountain
Dew/Jolly Rancher banner. The sponsorship was nothing compared to
his current Castrol budget. Force held his own with the brick like
Citation during the 80-82 seasons. He got the boxy Chevy to run
low sixes with Harry Velasco doing most of the tuning. Force ran
all the national event circuits and any cow pasture track that
would pay him. Love him or loath him for his current success,
nobody can argue that John Force didn’t pay his dues. (Photo
courtesy of Walter Huff; info from Draglist.com files)
After
the "Super Star" team broke up, Craig Epperly ended up
in the "H.B. Gold Tobacco" Chevy Citation owned by Billy
McCahill and tuned by the great Gene Beaver. This was one of the
last funny cars to use the Milodon Hemi. Epperly did not have the
same success in 1982 as he had in 1981, but he did run 6.04 at 232
in the car. McCahill later took over the driving and Beaver left
the team. Billy raced the car through the 1984 season as match
racer with direct drive. It has been said that McCahill’s life
would have made a great movie, but we don’t have the space to
tell that story here. (Photo courtesy of Mike Ditty; info from
Draglist.com files)
This
Dodge Omni is considered one the best looking funny cars of time.
Although Joe Pisano never had an ugly funny car, this little Dodge
stands out. Pisano, a Southern California regular, began his drag
racing career with his brothers. Joe raced gassers before entering
the funny car wars. Brother Frank drove the floppers at first,
then AA/Fuel Altered driver Sush Matsubara took the wheel. After
Sush retired, Pisano employed a series of hired drivers until the
day he died. Joe hired Tom Ridings and later Craig Epperly to
drive this beauty. Epperly ran a good 6.00 at 240.64 with the car
in 1982. (Photo courtesy of Walter Huff; info from Draglist.com
files)
Gary
Burgin was one of the top funny car racers from the seventies into
the early eighties. Burgin was one of the top independents of that
era, but a money shortage sidelined him after the 1983 season. The
funny car in the photo was the last "Orange Baron.” Gary
used the much-maligned Iversen Trans Am wedge body. A Keith Black
Hemi powered the car to a 5.78 at 254.28 by the end of the year.
Burgin had a mediocre year in 1983, and he sold the car and
equipment to enter the export business. Gary still exports parts
to eager overseas racers to this day (Photo courtesy of Bob
Plumer; info from Draglist.com files)
Tom
McEwen is credited with ending the "Corvette Curse" with
his 1977 Corvette, and his success continued his third version,
this red and white machine. McEwen was one of the leading
participants in the “beer wars” of the 1980s. Coors stepped up
to sponsor Tom in 1979. McEwen got the Coors Corvette to run 5.89
at 249.30 in 1983, where he was a regular on the NHRA and AHRA
circuits. Tom made side trips into IHRA races, too, and ran many
match races. McEwen’s easygoing personality made him popular
with fans, writers, and racers alike. (Photo courtesy of Mike
Ditty; info from Draglist.com files)
After
years of retirement from racing, Doug Cook returned as the tuner
of the Miller and Palawelos owned "Red Baron" Dodge
Omni. Clay Miller had driven funny cars in the seventies. The
"Red Baron" will not be remembered for its performance,
but for its immaculate appearance. The car was painted Candy Apple
Red and was chromed and gold plated all over. Doug Cook got a best
of 6.32 at 233.52 out of the car with "Rocket" Rod
Phelps at the wheel. The car never qualified for a major race with
either Rod Phelps or Ed White driving. The "Red Baron"
raced on the West Coast from 1982 to 1985. (Photo courtesy of Mike
Ditty; info from Draglist.com files)
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